Archives: May, 2004
Wolfie — May 14, 2004, 11:31 am
At age 4 success is . . . not wetting your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . [...]
Filed under: General, humour —
Wolfie — May 13, 2004, 10:14 am
Arab linguists have said the man posing as the Jordanian Zaraqawi did not speak with a Jordanian dialect. Others have suggested the man reading the written statement may not have been a native speaker of Arabic.
Zaraqawi was missing one leg and had been outfitted with an artificial leg that did not fit or function [...]
Wolfie — May 10, 2004, 7:26 pm
Last month, a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was… : “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was a huge failure because… :
In Africa they didn’t know what “food” means.
In Eastern Europe they [...]
Wolfie — May 7, 2004, 8:27 am
Its a strange remark for anyone to make, especially if you are the most powerful man in the world.
Does he know something that we don’t know? Impending Armageddon perhaps? It might explain his bizarre jovial behaviour in the face of harsh criticism over Iraq:
Bob Woodward reported in an interview with Mike (act-numb) Wallace on 59 [...]
Wolfie — May 4, 2004, 8:42 am
While I’m sure that the American public are truly shock by the revelation that their troops are torturing/abusing Iraqi detainees I am inclined to view this outcome with a little more cynicism. If one is to get up to some skulduggery it seems less than even stupid to record it on film and distribute copies [...]