MTV Awards

I was having some problems with my computer so last night I dedicated some time to getting to the bottom of things and setting it straight. With lots of tedious rebooting to do it seemed natural to put on some vacuous T.V. to while away the time and what better could there be than the European MTV awards which was suitably scheduled for that moment. Mind you one could have guessed the winners without even knowing the nominees as Coldplay and the Gorillaz swept the board, as they do these days in just about every music award ceremony. The Pussycat Dolls demonstrated succinctly how talentless they really are and Allison Goldfrap, silkily voiced she may be, is clearly a moron. Madonna is just about ready to sweep the boards at a glamorous granny competition, wish she’d keep her cloths on. The show was saved by Shakira who effortlessly outshone everyone else by about 1000 watts. But what really killed the show was that talentless Moron, Sacha Cohen (AKA Borat) who was pure charmless irritation from beginning to end, it’s quite puzzling why the organizers hired him at all. I’m looking forward to the day that the Kazakh secret services decide to take him out after all the humiliation he has heaped on them, quite ironic too. In all a feeble effort from MTV who must try harder. At least my computer is fixed now.