Archives: 'humour'
Wolfie — March 10, 2005, 2:36 pm
Last weekend while being driven around the Mounts of Malaga I came across this mildly amusing sign, at least if you can speak Spanish it is. Proving once and for all that its not just the English and the Belgians who have a taste for giving their villages silly names.
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Wolfie — January 7, 2005, 8:56 am
Being a Harley rider I am naturally an appalling bike snob. Fine, if race-replicas are your thing then that’s cool. If you are on a budget then I guess its got to be a little 125, that’s cool too. However, why would an affluent urban man be seen in public on one of these? Says [...]
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Wolfie — May 14, 2004, 11:31 am
At age 4 success is . . . not wetting your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . [...]
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Wolfie — December 22, 2003, 9:11 am
Deep in the NY state snow the Turkey sees off three dear in a battle over some grain. A sort of ironic battle of the Christmas dinners. Looks like the Turkey won.
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Wolfie — December 15, 2003, 5:46 pm
Catalan traditions
“The Caganer” is as common in shops and markets as the baby Jesus or Mary at Christmas time. This little shitter is a widely popular trinket for the home. Its image has even found its way into a painting by Joan Miro, the great artist who also happened to paint a piece in 1935 [...]
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Wolfie — December 2, 2003, 5:56 am
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of [...]
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Wolfie — November 20, 2003, 8:48 am
With the US President visiting London at the moment security measures have been stepped-up all over the city. Yesterday morning I was at Westminster tube station waiting for my Jubilee line train where there were a group of specialised police security experts patrolling the platform. Three burley officers with stern bulldog-like faces, including the WPC [...]
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Wolfie — November 17, 2003, 10:48 am
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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Wolfie — October 31, 2003, 2:49 pm
Its Halloween so here are some spooky photos for you…
Party Animals of Halloween
Bob the builder?
Missing reveller?
How I’ll feel in the morning
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Wolfie — September 16, 2003, 1:36 pm
Super-heroes and vigilantes are usually American and protect the citizens of fictional cities such as Gotham or Metropolis but now this is set to change as the London and Kent area of England now has its own guardian of justice in the shape of Angle-Grinder Man. His Maxim to truth and justice runs thus…
My obsession [...]
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Wolfie — July 1, 2003, 6:27 pm
There are times when you get a glance at something in the corner of your eye and you somehow get a surreal yet more telling impression on the mind.
As I hurried past an Evening Standard seller with a poster describing the evening headline…
“New hope for infertile women”
I somehow saw for a moment…
“New hope for infantile [...]
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Wolfie — June 4, 2003, 8:49 pm
Separated at birth?
The Witch
Sarah J Parker
This Morning I opened my morning copy of METRO to be confronted with a hideous sight, one nearly as disturbing as the half-page spread of Shia Moslems in Iraq cutting their heads with swords some weeks ago. Now I’m not usually one to be so critical of a person’s looks [...]
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